Thank you, Hugo

I think we all owe Hugo Chavez a debt of gratitude. The porcine Venezuelan strongman (in tandem with his kindred spirit from Tehran) did more damage to the average sentient American's regard for that rolling disaster on the East River - you probably know it as the United Nations - than any hyper-conservative, black-helicopter-fearing, one-world-government-hater could every have accomplished. Their tirades, accompanied by the hearty applause of most in attendance at the general assembly, have clearly demonstrated that corrupt conglomeration as the America-hating anti-semitic hive that it really is.

Thank you, Hugo. Thank you very much.